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Fringe Benefits For the Bald & The Bold

Get your mojo back with The Herkin! Whether you’re done stressing over hair loss, need the perfect gift for your bald uncle, or just want to steal the spotlight with a good laugh, The Herkin has you covered.

Bald to Beautiful
The Herkin started as a quirky way to celebrate baldness—and quickly became the must-have holiday accessory for legends who love to laugh. This limited edition festive version is selling out fast! Inspired by the Merkin (a 1600s pubic wig from a time when hair down there was all the rage), The Herkin is pretty much a Merkin for your head, with hats and headphones :) Grab yours and join the fringe revolution!
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  • Instant Confidence

  • One Size Fits Bald

  • Zero Needles Required

  • Windproof Fringe

  • Low Maintenance

"If hair restoration really worked, why are the richest, most famous people on the planet—like Jeff Bezos, Kelly Slater, and me —still rocking the bald look? Own your dome, ditch the snake oil, and start turning heads with The Herkin!"

SAM SIMMONS, COMEDY LEGEND, WRITER & THE HERKIN AMBASSADOR

Some Ways To Rock Your Herkin...

  • Dance Like It’s 1965

    Slap on The Herkin and channel your inner Elvis—hips swinging, fringe flying, and every move smoother than the King himself. Get ready to dance your bald worries away and turn every floor into a rock ‘n’ roll party!

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  • Blonde, James Blonde

    Slip into The Herkin’s blonde fringe and transform into the suave, secret agent of laughs. Forget martinis—this wig’s got you stirring up trouble and stealing all the babes, one bold, money penny look at a time.

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  • Will the Real Guetta Please Stand Up

    Throw on The Herkin and own the DJ booth (or your living room) like a superstar. With this fringe, you’ll be dropping beats, turning heads, and making every party feel like a sold-out rave. Cue Sexy Bitch, because you’re about to turn your bald head into a goddamn EDM masterpiece!

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No Snake Oil, Just Instant Swagger
Fewer Regrets Than a Bad Transplant
No Hidden Costs, Just Hidden Bald Spots
Makes You the Life of the Party, Not a Lifetime Client
Proof That You’ve Got a Sense of Humor (and a Fringe)

How to slap on your Herkin and own it!

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Fringe Benefits

  • Instant Confidence

    Slap on The Herkin, and strut like your head never shined like a disco ball. Confidence has never been this hilarious—or this stylish.
  • Windproof Fringe

    Whether it’s a light breeze or a full-blown storm, your Herkin fringe stays strong and fabulous. Because your hairpiece shouldn’t fly off before you do.
  • One Size Fits Bald

    No measuring tapes, no sizing charts—just pure, one-size-fits-all fringe magic for every bald dome out there. Simplicity at its funniest.
  • Low Maintenance

    No shampoo, no styling, no worries. The Herkin stays perfectly ridiculous without any upkeep—so you can save your energy for all the laughs.
  • Zero Needles Required

    Forget expensive trips to Turkey and painful hair transplants. The Herkin gives you the fringe benefits without a single needle. Your scalp will thank you.
  • Guaranteed Head Turner

    Turn heads faster than a dodgy Tinder profile—The Herkin will have people laughing, gawking, and maybe even questioning your sanity. Own that fringe, you legend!

"Going bald is not something you should try to fight... because it's a fight you can't win." STEVE HARVEY

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FAQs

Find the most frequently asked questions below.
  • Great question, and one our wives have been asking us for a while now. Our mission with The Herkin is to make a few people laugh, thumb our noses at the Hair Restoration Industry, and to arrest the decline of Western Civilisation.

  • We can't promise you’ll get a record deal, but we can guarantee your friends will treat you like one. With The Herkin, you’ll be the center of attention—at least until the hairline starts receding again. Rock on!

  • Yes! The Herkin’s versatile. Whether you want to pair it with headphones, your fave beanie or let it flow free under a snapback, it’s ready to rock any headgear. Just don’t expect the hat to get as much attention as your new fringe.

  • The Herkin’s low-maintenance. Just treat it like your best party guest—keep it away from food, don’t get it too drunk, and make sure it’s still standing by the end of the night. A gentle pat with a tissue should do the trick if it gets a little wet or wild.

  • While The Herkin won’t write your business plan for you, it will definitely get you noticed. Use it to break the ice in meetings, add some fun to networking events, or convince your boss that ‘Fringe Fridays’ are a thing. The possibilities are endless!

  • Coolness is subjective, but The Herkin definitely boosts your ‘party legend’ status. You'll be the center of attention, and who knows—by the end of the night, you might just get a standing ovation for your bravery. Plus, it’s the only accessory guaranteed to give you fringe benefits.

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Absolutely Hilarious!

Got this for my friend as a funny gift. It’s already brought so many laughs, and the quality is really impressive for something so unique!

SAMBO!!!

Absolutely 5 stars just for Sambo. Everyone needs this for the festive season and just to be hip in 2025.

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Single Pack: Red & Green
Isabella Taylor
Exceeded Expectations!

I bought this as a gag gift for a game night with friends. It’s still in the box, but it’s already making me laugh just thinking about it!

Perfect Gag Gift!

Such a fun idea! I picked it up for my bald dad, and I’m excited to see the look on his face when he tries it on.

Laughter Guaranteed!

I bought this for my dad as a funny surprise. The craftsmanship is impressive, and it’s bound to be a memorable gift!

Great Conversation Starter!

This is for my uncle, who’s always the joker in the family. I know he’ll love it when we meet up next month—it’s such a great gift!

Amazing Christmas Surprise!

Bought this for my dad, and it’s ready for our next family get-together. The family is going to have so much fun with it!

Great for Secret Santa!

I ordered this for my husband as a humorous surprise. He hasn’t seen it yet, but the quality is fantastic, and I know he’ll appreciate it!

A Must-Have Gift!

This is going to be the highlight of our next family gathering. Everyone will want to try it on—I can already hear the laughter!

Brilliant Christmas Laugh!

Got this for my uncle as a funny surprise. The product looks great, and I’m sure it’ll bring lots of laughs when we all get together!

Hilarious and Well-Made!

This is for my brother, who’s always the family comedian. Can’t wait to see his reaction when he opens it—it’s going to be priceless!

A Family Favorite!

Picked this up for a party gift exchange. It’s still wrapped, but I’m already sure it’ll get everyone laughing!

Such a Fun Product!

This is going to my bald best friend next weekend. The Herkin looks great, and I can’t wait to see him try it on—it’ll be hilarious!

Perfect Gift for Dad!

I bought this for my dad as a fun gift. He hasn’t seen it yet, but I know it’s going to be a big hit with the whole family!

Good product, but shipping was delayed

The Herkin is such a clever idea, and it looks great! I was hoping it would arrive a little sooner, but it’s still a fantastic gift for my uncle.

Family Approved!

I ordered this for my dad, and the quality is amazing—much better than expected for a novelty gift. Can’t wait to give it to him!

Creative and Unique!

This was a birthday gift for my husband, and he couldn’t stop laughing. He’s already planning to wear it to his next poker night!

Christmas Hit!

Got this as a surprise for my brother-in-law. It’s such a clever and funny idea; I know it’ll add a lot of humor to our next family dinner!

Highly Recommended!

I brought this to our office as a random surprise, and it was a hit. Everyone took turns wearing it, and the laughs kept coming!

Best Gift Ever!

This was ordered for my dad, who’s always joking about his bald head. It’s such a lighthearted way to bring humor to any occasion!

Memorable Gift!

I ordered The Herkin for my bald brother. It’s such a clever and unique gift idea—he’s going to love it when he sees it!

Quality and Humor Combined!

I got this for my brother just because I knew he’d love it. It’s so creative and well-made. Can’t wait to see how he reacts!

Fun but shipping was slow

I got this as a fun gift for my dad. The Herkin looks fantastic, and I know he’ll love it! The only downside was that it took a bit longer to arrive than I expected.

Unique and fun, shipping took longer

I thought this was such a clever gift idea, and it didn’t disappoint! The only issue was that shipping took a bit longer than I expected, but I’m still happy with the purchase.

Perfect Stocking Stuffer!

This is a gift for my dad, and the quality looks fantastic. I can’t wait to see how he reacts—it’s such a fun product!

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