While The Herkin can be rocked by anyone who refuses to take life too seriously — young or old, male or female, luxuriantly hairy or lightly feathered — those with thinning thatches hold a special spot in our Herkin hearts.

"If hair restoration really worked, why are the richest, most famous people on the planet—like Jeff Bezos, Kelly Slater, and me —still rocking the bald look? Own your dome, ditch the snake oil, and start turning heads with The Herkin!"

SAM SIMMONS, COMEDY LEGEND, WRITER & THE HERKIN AMBASSADOR

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No Snake Oil, Just Instant Swagger
Fewer Regrets Than a Bad Transplant
No Hidden Costs, Just Hidden Bald Spots
Makes You the Life of the Party, Not a Lifetime Client
Proof That You’ve Got a Sense of Humor (and a Fringe)

Sure, anyone can rock a Herkin — but you badass balding legends hold a special place with us. This page is for you.

Why? Because the global hair-loss industry is one of the greatest confidence-draining scams ever invented. It’s a trillion-dollar circus built on fear, insecurity, and the slow, decades-long journey from “maybe it’s just the lighting” to “oh… it’s happening.” And along the way, you’ll be offered every miracle under the sun: lotions, potions, implants, rugs, serums, sprays, spells, and whatever’s trending on TikTok this week.

But let’s be real: if the richest people on earth — Jeff “Next Day Delivery” Bezos, Elon “Plugs” Musk, and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson — haven’t cracked the code, what makes you think the $89 bottle of Follicle Booster Ultra Max is your golden ticket?

So here’s to the thinning-thatch heroes who skip the scams, embrace reality, own their domes, and celebrate the bald & the beautiful with a pair of clippers — and, obviously, a Herkin for good measure.

"Going bald is not something you should try to fight... because it's a fight you can't win." STEVE HARVEY

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