• Single Pack: Red & Green
  • Single Pack: Red & Green
  • Single Pack: Red & Green
  • Single Pack: Red & Green
  • Single Pack: Red & Green
  • Single Pack: Red & Green
  • Single Pack: Red & Green
  • Single Pack: Red & Green
  • Single Pack: Red & Green
  • Single Pack: Red & Green

Single Pack: Red & Green

Regular price $14.99 Sale price $19.99
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Deck the halls—and your head—with The Father Christmas Herkin! This festive fringe is a mix of red and green that screams holiday spirit louder than your drunk uncle on Christmas Day. Perfect for Christmas parties, ugly sweater contests, or just pissing off anyone who takes the holidays too seriously. Warning: May inspire uncontrollable caroling and awkward mistletoe encounters. Get yours and turn your dome into the ultimate holiday decoration!

🎄Christmas Deal 🎄Free Shipping on all orders + Buy 1 Herkin, get another for 50% off 🥳️ Simply add a second Herkin to your cart, and we’ll slash 50% off instantly!
  • Shipping: US, UK & AU
  • Delivering Pre-Christmas
  • Wear, Rinse & Repeat
  • Instant Confidence
  • One Size Fits Bald

The Herkin? Wait, It’s a What?

The Herkin started as a quirky way to celebrate baldness—and quickly became the must-have holiday accessory for legends who love to laugh. This limited edition festive version is selling out fast! Inspired by the Merkin (a 1600s pubic wig from a time when hair down there was all the rage), The Herkin is pretty much a Merkin for your head, with hats and headphones. Grab yours and join the fringe revolution!

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No Snake Oil, Just Instant Swagger
Fewer Regrets Than a Bad Transplant
No Hidden Costs, Just Hidden Bald Spots
Makes You the Life of the Party, Not a Lifetime Client
Proof That You’ve Got a Sense of Humor (and a Fringe)

Fringe Benefits

  • Instant Confidence

    Slap on The Herkin, and strut like your head never shined like a disco ball. Confidence has never been this hilarious—or this stylish.

  • Windproof Fringe

    Whether it’s a light breeze or a full-blown storm, your Herkin fringe stays strong and fabulous. Because your hairpiece shouldn’t fly off before you do.

  • One Size Fits Bald

    No measuring tapes, no sizing charts—just pure, one-size-fits-all fringe magic for every bald dome out there. Simplicity at its funniest.

  • Low Maintenance

    No shampoo, no styling, no worries. The Herkin stays perfectly ridiculous without any upkeep—so you can save your energy for all the laughs.

  • Zero Needles Required

    Forget expensive trips to Turkey and painful hair transplants. The Herkin gives you the fringe benefits without a single needle. Your scalp will thank you.

  • Guaranteed Head Turner

    Turn heads faster than a dodgy Tinder profile—The Herkin will have people laughing, gawking, and maybe even questioning your sanity. Own that fringe, you legend!

Fringe Favourites

3 Fabulous Options To Choose from
  • Single Pack: Red & Green
    Single Pack: Red & Green

    Single Pack: Red & Green

    $14.99 Sale price $19.99

    Deck the halls—and your head—with The Father Christmas Herkin! This festive fringe is a mix of red and green that screams holiday spirit louder than y...

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    Unit price per
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  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Red & Green
    Triple Pack: Red & Green, Red & Green

    Triple Pack: Red & Green, Red & Green

    $39.99 Sale price $59.97

    Why settle for one holiday look when you can have three? The Christmas Hamper includes a festive trio: the red-and-green Father Christmas Herkin, a bo...

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  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
    Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette

    Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette

    $39.99 Sale price $59.97

    Serious about your fringe game? The I Wear This Everyday bundle is for you. Featuring the red-and-green Father Christmas Herkin, a classic brunette, a...

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Customer Reviews

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Benjamin King
Absolutely Hilarious!

Got this for my friend as a funny gift. It’s already brought so many laughs, and the quality is really impressive for something so unique!

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Isabella Taylor
Exceeded Expectations!

I bought this as a gag gift for a game night with friends. It’s still in the box, but it’s already making me laugh just thinking about it!

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Noah Davis
Great for Secret Santa!

I ordered this for my husband as a humorous surprise. He hasn’t seen it yet, but the quality is fantastic, and I know he’ll appreciate it!

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William Wilson
Brilliant Christmas Laugh!

Got this for my uncle as a funny surprise. The product looks great, and I’m sure it’ll bring lots of laughs when we all get together!

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Olivia Smith
A Family Favorite!

Picked this up for a party gift exchange. It’s still wrapped, but I’m already sure it’ll get everyone laughing!

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