• Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette
  • Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette

Triple Pack: Red & Green, Blonde & Brunette

Regular price $39.99 Sale price $59.97
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Serious about your fringe game? The I Wear This Everyday bundle is for you. Featuring the red-and-green Father Christmas Herkin, a classic brunette, and a bombshell blonde, you’ll have a Herkin for every occasion (or mood). From boardroom meetings to bar brawls, this trio keeps your head hilariously stylish 24/7. Who needs real hair when you’ve got three glorious Herkins at your disposal? Wear ‘em loud, wear ‘em proud, and never have a boring bald day again! Oh and we offer free shipping on all our Triple Packs 🥳️

🎄Christmas Deal 🎄Free Shipping on all orders + Buy 1 Herkin, get another for 50% off 🥳️ Simply add a second Herkin to your cart, and we’ll slash 50% off instantly!

  • Shipping: US, UK & AU
  • Delivering Pre-Christmas
  • Wear, Rinse & Repeat
  • Instant Confidence
  • One Size Fits Bald

The Herkin? Wait, It’s a What?

The Herkin started as a quirky way to celebrate baldness—and quickly became the must-have holiday accessory for legends who love to laugh. This limited edition festive version is selling out fast! Inspired by the Merkin (a 1600s pubic wig from a time when hair down there was all the rage), The Herkin is pretty much a Merkin for your head, with hats and headphones. Grab yours and join the fringe revolution!

HOW WE COMPARE

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No Snake Oil, Just Instant Swagger
Fewer Regrets Than a Bad Transplant
No Hidden Costs, Just Hidden Bald Spots
Makes You the Life of the Party, Not a Lifetime Client
Proof That You’ve Got a Sense of Humor (and a Fringe)

Fringe Benefits

  • Instant Confidence

    Slap on The Herkin, and strut like your head never shined like a disco ball. Confidence has never been this hilarious—or this stylish.
  • Windproof Fringe

    Whether it’s a light breeze or a full-blown storm, your Herkin fringe stays strong and fabulous. Because your hairpiece shouldn’t fly off before you do.
  • One Size Fits Bald

    No measuring tapes, no sizing charts—just pure, one-size-fits-all fringe magic for every bald dome out there. Simplicity at its funniest.
  • Low Maintenance

    No shampoo, no styling, no worries. The Herkin stays perfectly ridiculous without any upkeep—so you can save your energy for all the laughs.
  • Zero Needles Required

    Forget expensive trips to Turkey and painful hair transplants. The Herkin gives you the fringe benefits without a single needle. Your scalp will thank you.
  • Guaranteed Head Turner

    Turn heads faster than a dodgy Tinder profile—The Herkin will have people laughing, gawking, and maybe even questioning your sanity. Own that fringe, you legend!

Customer Reviews

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Lori Goldmeier
Never received it

Never received it. Tracking said it was awaiting departure for almost a week. It’s now Christmas Eve and too late. Worst purchase

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Amy
SAMBO!!!

Absolutely 5 stars just for Sambo. Everyone needs this for the festive season and just to be hip in 2025.

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Sophia Miller
Perfect Gag Gift!

Such a fun idea! I picked it up for my bald dad, and I’m excited to see the look on his face when he tries it on.

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Emily Young
Great Conversation Starter!

This is for my uncle, who’s always the joker in the family. I know he’ll love it when we meet up next month—it’s such a great gift!

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Emma Johnson
Perfect Gift for Dad!

I bought this for my dad as a fun gift. He hasn’t seen it yet, but I know it’s going to be a big hit with the whole family!