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Fringe Benefits for the Bold & Beautiful

Rock this holiday season with The Herkin! Whether you need the perfect Secret Santa gift, want to sharpen up your next conference call, or just feel like stealing the spotlight with a good laugh, The Herkin has you covered. Plus — don’t miss our three new LIMITED EDITION team-colour versions. They’re selling fast!


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The Herkin was born from a slightly unhinged Zoom prank — and somehow exploded into the ultimate holiday accessory for anyone who refuses to take life too seriously. Our famous Secret Santa gift packs in red & green are back… this year joined by three limited-edition sports team combos. Inspired by the legendary Merkin (yes, the 1600s pubic wig — from a time when hair down there was much more popular), The Herkin is basically a Merkin for your head, with hats and headphones. The perfect gift that brings fringe-fuelled mayhem to any party. Grab yours and join the fringe revolution!
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  • Instant Confidence

  • One Size Fits All

  • No Pets Harmed

  • Seriousness Solved

  • Low Maintenance

Some Ways To Rock Your Herkin...

  • Dance Like It’s 1965

    Slap on The Herkin and channel your inner Elvis—hips swinging, fringe flying, and every move smoother than the King himself. Get ready to dance your worries away and turn every floor into a rock ‘n’ roll party!

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  • Blonde, James Blonde

    Slip into The Herkin’s blonde fringe and transform into the suave, secret agent of laughs. Forget martinis—this fringe has got you stirring up trouble and stealing all the babes, one bold, "shaken not stirred" look at a time.

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  • Will the Real Guetta Please Stand Up

    Put on The Herkin and watch yourself transform into a DJ god—yes, even in your living room. This fringe drops beats, turns heads, and instantly converts any gathering into a rave. Cue Sexy Bitch—your head is now an EDM weapon of mass seduction.

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How to slap on your Herkin and own it!

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Fringe Benefits

  • Instant Confidence

    Slap on The Herkin and strut like your head is the disco ball. Confidence has never been this hilarious—or this stylish.
  • Windproof Fringe

    From gentle breezes to questionable weather decisions, your Herkin stays put. Chaos may swirl around you, but your fringe remains unreasonably fabulous.
  • One Size Fits All

    No measuring tapes, no sizing charts—just pure, one-size-fits-all fringe magic for every head out there. Simplicity at its funniest.
  • Low Maintenance

    No shampoo, no styling, no worries. The Herkin stays perfectly ridiculous without any upkeep—so you can save your energy for all the laughs.
  • Zero Seriousness Required

    Leave your dignity at the door. The Herkin rewards anyone who refuses to take life too seriously.
  • Guaranteed Head Turner

    Turn heads faster than a dodgy Tinder profile—The Herkin will have people laughing, gawking, and maybe even questioning your sanity. Own that fringe, you legend!

FAQs

Find the most frequently asked questions below.
  • Great question, and one our wives have been asking us for a while now. Our mission with The Herkin is to make a few people laugh, thumb our noses at the Hair Restoration Industry, and to arrest the decline of Western Civilisation.

  • We can't promise you’ll get a record deal, but we can guarantee your friends will treat you like one. With The Herkin, you’ll be the center of attention—at least until the music stops. Rock on!

  • Yes! The Herkin’s versatile. Whether you want to pair it with headphones, your fave beanie or let it flow free under a snapback, it’s ready to rock any headgear. Just don’t expect the hat to get as much attention as your new fringe.

  • The Herkin’s low-maintenance. Just treat it like your best party guest—keep it away from food, don’t get it too drunk, and make sure it’s still standing by the end of the night. A gentle pat with a tissue should do the trick if it gets a little wet or wild.

  • While The Herkin won’t write your business plan for you, it will definitely get you noticed. Use it to break the ice in meetings, add some fun to networking events, or convince your boss that ‘Fringe Fridays’ are a thing. The possibilities are endless!

  • Coolness is subjective, but The Herkin definitely boosts your ‘party legend’ status. You'll be the center of attention, and who knows—by the end of the night, you might just get a standing ovation for your bravery. Plus, it’s the only accessory guaranteed to give you fringe benefits.

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