Sports Pack: Green & Gold - LIMITED EDITION!
BIG SAVINGS: BUY 3 SAVE 30% • 5 SAVE 40% • 10 SAVE 50% + FREE SHIPPING!
*JUST ADD 3 OR 10 HERKINS TO YOUR CART & SAVINGS WILL BE AUTO-APPLIED
Go full-leprechaun-rockstar mode with our new version of The Herkin in Green & Gold — it’s like your head just won the lotto. This bold fringe mixes rich green with punchy gold for a look that says you don’t care if you’re overdressed: you’re over-prepared. Ideal for pub nights, sports banter, or slipping into the crowd when you want to stand out (in a very good way). Warning: may provoke spontaneous chants, high-fives, and general envy from lesser domes. Grab it, slap it on, and let this be your time to shine (with fringe, not regret).
*ZERO Regret Guarantee:
If your Herkin doesn’t spark at least 3 compliments or confused stares, we’ll make it right. No-questions-asked returns policy.
The Totally-Not-Official-Anything Disclaimer:
Obviously, The Herkin is in no way official sports merchandise, and is not officially recognised endorsed or licensed by any country or sporting organisation... but if you think you’d like to pair your Herkin with your support for some random sports event, say, Australia in the current Test Cricket series against England, well, hey, that’s totally up to you. Have fun!
*Our Lawyers Made Us Say This... then again maybe we can't afford lawyers and just made this up ourselves...
Limited Edition & Super Exclusive:
When we say limited, this is a VERY limited edition run — once they’re gone, they’re gone.
And last time we checked the warehouse shelves, there were only… about 7,000 left.
So yeah, better get in quick before the other 6,999 legends beat you to it.
