Sports Pack: Red & White - LIMITED EDITION!
BIG SAVINGS: BUY 3 SAVE 30% • 5 SAVE 40% • 10 SAVE 50% + FREE SHIPPING!
*JUST ADD 3 OR 10 HERKINS TO YOUR CART & SAVINGS WILL BE AUTO-APPLIED
Meet the Red & White limited edition of The Herkin — part rock-’n’-roll, part candy-cane chaos, and fully committed to turning your scalp into a conversation starter. Whether you’re rolling into a backyard BBQ, crashing a neighbour's party, or simply showing up somewhere you weren’t invited but absolutely belong, this fringe does the talking for you. It may trigger bold behaviour such as chanting, questionable dance moves, or challenging strangers to penalty shootouts at 2am. Subtle? No. Glorious? Absolutely.
*ZERO Regret Guarantee:
If your Herkin doesn’t spark at least 3 compliments or confused stares, we’ll make it right. No-questions-asked returns policy.
The Totally-Not-Official-Anything Disclaimer:
Obviously, The Herkin is in no way official sports merchandise, and is not officially recognised, endorsed or licensed by any club, league, country, or sporting organisation… but if you decide to wear your Red & White Herkin while cheering on Wrexham FC, your favourite EPL club, or whichever team recently ruined your weekend accumulator — well, that’s entirely your call. Have fun!
Our Lawyers Made Us Say This… then again, maybe we can’t afford lawyers and just made this up ourselves…
Limited Edition & Super Exclusive:
This is an extremely limited edition.
Like, collector-level limited.
In fact, when we last checked our warehouse shelves, we counted exactly…
12,146 still available.
So if you want one of these ultra-rare, highly exclusive, practically-endangered Herkins… we suggest grabbing yours before they're gone...