Sports Pack: Red White & Blue - LIMITED EDITION!
BIG SAVINGS: BUY 3 SAVE 30% • 5 SAVE 40% • 10 SAVE 50% + FREE SHIPPING!
*JUST ADD 3 OR 10 HERKINS TO YOUR CART & SAVINGS WILL BE AUTO-APPLIED
Unleash your inner patriot / rebel / party-starter with our limited edition Red, White & Blue version of The Herkin — it’s basically fireworks you wear on your head. Think BBQs, big matches, national holidays, or any night where you want people wondering if you're a patriot, a prankster or just a legend in fringe. Perfect for raising a bit of hell, a few laughs, and maybe a beer or two. May result in accidental flag-waving, impromptu karaoke, or people asking where you got your... head-hair-replacement-wannabe. Wear responsibly.
*ZERO Regret Guarantee:
If your Herkin doesn’t spark at least 3 compliments or confused stares, we’ll make it right. No-questions-asked returns policy.
The Totally-Not-Official-Anything Disclaimer:
Obviously, The Herkin is in no way official sports merchandise, and is not officially recognised, endorsed or licensed by any country, team, league or sporting organisation… but if you think you’d like to pair your Herkin with your support for, say, the New York Giants, the Chicago Cubs, Team USA, or whichever team you’re yelling at on TV this weekend — well hey, that’s totally up to you. Have fun!
*Our Lawyers Made Us Say This... then again maybe we can't afford lawyers and just made this up ourselves...
Limited Edition & Super Exclusive:
We made a tiny production run of these.
Super small. Barely any. Practically microscopic.
As of this morning, the warehouse reports we’re down to just…
4,382 units.
Move fast, people. This kind of rarity doesn’t last.
